THINK ABOUTIT’S ALIEN TYPE SUMMARY – Hairy Dwarfs
The “Hairy Dwarfs” represent a highly specialized, silicate-based biological servant class created by the enigmatic Tribunes. Standing roughly 3 to 4 feet tall and weighing significantly more than their size suggests due to their dense, concrete-like physical structure, these beings are primarily scouting units. Notable for their 1954 encounter in Caracas, Venezuela, they possess unique biological adaptations such as three-clawed hands with retractable spikes for vertical wall-climbing and a “trapdoor” mouth cavity capable of housing offensive weaponry. Despite their formidable physical toughness, they are often observed as poorly maintained or “malfunctioning” when separated from their Tribune masters, occasionally exhibiting erratic behaviors such as seeking guidance from Earth’s shaggy-haired canines.
Name: Hairy Dwarfs
AKA: Dasypumilus saetosus – (Bristly Hairy Dwarf)
Location – Home System: Specifically associated with the 1954 Caracas, Venezuela wave.
Distance from Earth: Unknown; likely utilizing localized spatial transporters.
Attitude: Their basic programming, which dominates their behavior unless overridden by specific controls, involves capture and examination of living creatures.
Motives: Autonomous biological scouting and the retrieval of mammalian specimens for “Tribune” study.
Physical Appearance:
- Average Height: 3 – 4 feet tall.
- Average Weight: 35 lbs (16 kg) – Note: High physical density makes them feel significantly heavier to human handlers.
- Body Temperature: 102°F (Elevated metabolic rate for high-density tissue).
- Pulse/Respiration: 110 BPM / Rapid, shallow breathing.
- Blood Pressure: 150/100 (Required to maintain rock-hard muscle consistency).
- Hair: Hairy, ranging from black to red-blond in colour, and with a curious stalky or straw-like appearance. However, when severely malnourished, they easily shed this hair.
- Skin: Their bare skin is pale chalky green, and in very decrepit units, begins to flake off as yellowish-green dust.
- Eyes: The eyes have two concentric iris rings of glassy triangular blades around an uncovered pinhole pupil.
- Life Expectancy: Indeterminate; they are modular “units” requiring external maintenance.
Other Physical Information: A 1-meter tall dwarf mammalian that does not wear clothes, is completely covered in stiff bristly hair and has three-clawed hands and feet. The face has two large green eyes of a slanted oval shape, no visible nose, oddly wrinkled or folded skin, and a wide trapdoor-like mouth without teeth. (The creatures have no need to eat, but when armed for conflict with other extratorrent foes, mount a laser-targeted render weapon inside this “mouth” cavity.) The eyes have two concentric iris rings of glassy triangular blades around an uncovered pinhole pupil.
The arms and legs are long and thin, ending in broad-palmed, stubby-fingered hands and disk-shaped feet. In some cases, Hairy Dwarfs have been observed in a knuckle-walking gait, or even walking on their hands, apparently for increased speed. Both hands and feet can apparently extrude multiple small spikes that dig into timber, stone or cement surfaces, allowing a Dwarf to walk up vertical walls (though not overhangs). These are also used to improve the creature’s grip on human captives. Escaped would-be abductees often have scratched skin or torn clothing.
A Hairy Dwarf’s body and limbs have a rock-hard consistency, easily noticed when a human is grasped by the creature or attempts a hand-to-hand attack on it. The creature’s structure is actually composed of microscopic silicate layers acting as a substrate for protein- and TPA-based organic material. This structure is as hard and tough as reinforced concrete, except at the joints, which are a complex combination of solid members and flexible bundles of silicate fibers, with little organic material. Hairy Dwarfs have Good toughness against any LI or HI attack, though only Ordinary toughness against most Energy attacks. They are also extremely heavy (30kg per point of CON).
Special Traits and Abilities: Wall-scaling spikes, “trapdoor” mouth with internal weaponry, and silicate-based skin.
Communication Type: Telepathic datalink and rudimentary vocal mimicry.
Origin: Linked to the “Tribunes”—a carnivorous quadrupedal species.
Life Form Type: Humanoid
Subspecies: Bristly Hairy Dwarf (Dasypumilus saetosus)
Most Common Species: The 1-meter Scout Unit.
Level of Species: Grade 2 – Programmed Servant Caste.
Habits: Biological reconnaissance; prone to erratic behavior and seeking quadrupedal “mentors” (dogs) when detached from Tribune command.
Transportation Type: Technology includes a 3-meter wide spherical craft with an opening in the side and a small tube that emits a laser-like light. These creatures travel in vehicles of cylindrical or elliptical shape and quite a small size. A captured specimen contains only hutches for the four Hairy Dwarf workers, and a large hollow frame surrounded by non-functional machinery. The craft’s performance is believed to be quite limited, and it is certainly not capable of interplanetary flight. The hollow square device is believed to be a spatial transporter that conveys abductees to much larger examination chambers elsewhere.
Witnesses Reports: Gustavo Gonzales picked up one of the hairy dwarfs and found it to be very lightweight but with a very hard strong body and was tossed aside by the dwarf.
Special Features/Characteristics: Hairy Dwarfs are built to serve the Tribunes. When encountered, they may be engaged in autonomous missions or may be controlled by Tribunes (giving much greater adaptability, personality, and psionic powers).
It appears that programming and maintenance of Hairy Dwarfs is a task too complex for most, or even all of the Tribunes assigned to Earth. Some researchers surmise that such mechanics’ jobs are seen as demeaning and of little importance, or that the Tribunes found here are in fact cut off from high-tech supplies. Hairy Dwarfs are typically poorly programmed for their task, badly maintained, or both.
Hairy Dwarfs have been known to trade devices to humans in return for assistance in their activities, which would also suggest a low priority given to physical technology by their instructors.
There have been reports of armed conflict between Hairy Dwarfs and other alien beings, probably of the Pascagoula type, with the active involvement of at least one human.
Summary/Description: Hairy Dwarfs are programmed for the tasks required, or can be controlled remotely by a Tribune (see below). Their basic programming, which dominates their behavior unless overridden by specific controls, involves capture and examination of living creatures. Those with more advanced programs are capable of telepathic contact (broad skill only), human language, cunning tactics, and complex technical manipulation. For example, two Hairy Dwarfs were reported to carry out medical diagnosis and successful surgical procedure on a human subject suffering from cancer.
As well as guiding it for physical work and speech, a skilled Tribune can project his native psionic powers through a remote-controlled Hairy Dwarf. Only Telepathy and Telekinesis powers can be projected in this way, and the operator must make a successful Telepathy – datalink check to do so (note that datalink cannot be used untrained). Besides Telepathy – contact, and illusion, Telekinesis – the kinetic shield is often applied through this link and maybe amplified in some way, as some human attackers have reported a “force field” defense capacity.
When something goes wrong, the Dwarfs have some limited fuzzy-logic ability which allows them to escape from the immediate threat and seek further instructions from their Tribunes. Unfortunately, they are often confused by the slight resemblance between Tribunes (a long-haired, carnivorous quadrupedal species) and certain terrestrial fauna. Bluntly, Hairy Dwarfs abandoned on their own tend to seek advice from large shaggy dogs. (A human confronted by a Tribune may make an Awareness-perception check to notice the being’s alien body structure, opposable foreleg digits, and head formation.)
When surveying terrestrial life, the Tribunes themselves show a strong bias towards their own body form, often ignoring humans in favor of studying quadruped mammals, such as dogs, cats, and cattle.
Source: recorded 28 November 1954 at Caracas, Venezuela by Gustavo Gonzales and Jose Ponce.; Think About It: Hairy Dwarfs Summary
Final Summary: The Silicate Scouts of Caracas
The Hairy Dwarfs (categorized as Dasypumilus saetosus) represent one of the most physically robust biological units ever documented in the history of Earth’s visitors. Far from being independent explorers, these creatures function as a highly specialized, silicate-based servant class for the enigmatic Tribunes. Their dense, concrete-like physical structure and advanced biological adaptations—such as retractable wall-climbing spikes and internal laser-targeted weaponry—make them formidable scouting units.
The 1954 Caracas wave highlighted a fascinating “malfunction” in their programming: when separated from their masters, these beings often exhibit erratic “fuzzy-logic” behaviors, famously seeking guidance from Earth’s shaggy-haired dogs due to a hard-coded recognition of their Tribune creators’ quadrupedal form. Whether they are performing complex surgical procedures or engaging in telepathic data-collection, the Hairy Dwarfs serve as a reminder that the “Air-Jungle” is populated not just by architects, but by the sophisticated biological tools they leave behind.
