The Yukonadious Greys — a hostile, roughly eleven-foot Grey-type entity documented in Willy and Andy's 2005 "Alien Insights" letters, rendered in the indigo-charcoal dossier style used across the Alien Type Archive.
THINK ABOUTIT’S ALIEN TYPE SUMMARY
Yukonadious Greys
Unusually for this archive, the Yukonadious Greys trace to a real, lengthy, correctly-attributed source — “Willy and Andy’s” 2005 “Alien Insights” letters, published on educate-yourself.org — rather than a two-sentence stub. Most of what’s documented here genuinely comes from that source. What doesn’t is a layer of invented biometric precision and pseudo-technical jargon dressed over it, plus a fabricated second citation (“Project GODAR”) standing in beside the real one.
Name: Yukonadious Greys
AKA: Undocumented; “The Tall Greys,” “The South Pole Agitators,” and “The Red-Wave Casters” were not located in the source, though the source does describe both the tall stature and the “orange-red” mental wave broadcast these names allude to
Location – Home System: Undocumented; the source does not name a home star system, only describing current bases on Earth (South Pole, Andes, Patagonia)
Attitude: Bellicose and explosive by nature, per the source, to the point that even the Zeta Reticuli reportedly avoid and camouflage themselves from the Yukonadious
Motives: Described in the source as sharing the same broad goal as other hostile ETs in its cosmology — control and conquest — and as exploiting Earth’s natural resources while adapting the planet’s climate toward conditions more hospitable to their own physiology
Physical Appearance: Described in the source as a hybrid-looking Grey type, threatening in appearance, and compared by the original authors to the human-Alien hybrid creature in the film Alien: Resurrection
- Average Height: Described in the source as “a little over 11 feet tall”
- Average Weight: Undocumented
- Body Temperature: Undocumented
- Pulse/Respiration: Undocumented
- Blood Pressure: Undocumented
- Life Expectancy: Undocumented
- Hair: Undocumented
- Skin: Undocumented
- Eyes: Undocumented
- Sex: Undocumented for this type specifically
Other Physical Information: Arms described in the source as extremely long, reaching all the way under the knee
Special Traits and Abilities: Described in the source as exceptionally powerful telepaths, capable of perceiving a person’s thought before the person is consciously aware of it themselves
Communication Type: Large-scale mental wave broadcasts, described in the source as carrying an “orange-red” quality when perceived energetically, intended to promote violence and volatile behavior in the human population
Origin: Not given as a home system in the source. The source does describe a historical origin: the Yukonadious are said to have suffered extensive abuse under an now-extinct ancient civilization, which the source presents as the root of their aggressive temperament
Life Form Type: A Grey-type ET, per the source, described as technologically more advanced than the Zeta Reticuli
Subspecies: Undocumented; “Alpha Yukonadious” was not located in the source
Most Common Species: Undocumented
Level of Species: Undocumented as a formal rating; the source does describe them as more technologically advanced than the Zeta Reticuli, without a Kardashev-style classification
Habits: Territorial and combative, per the source, and unlike the Zeta Reticuli, described as attacking rather than fleeing when discovered
Transportation Type: Described in the source as luminous craft, in contrast to the plainer metallic look of Zeta Reticuli craft, generally triangular and reminiscent of a stealth bomber but more advanced in design, attributed to sophisticated use of electromagnetism rather than conventional propulsion
Witnesses Reports: “Willy and Andy,” in a series of letters published via educate-yourself.org beginning September 2005, describe activity concentrated in Colombia, Peru, Central America, Mexico, Africa, and the Middle East, tied to underground bases reportedly located under the Andes, Patagonia, and other mountain ranges
Special Features/Characteristics: The source attributes their skull shape specifically to blocking external mental waves from penetrating their own minds — while, per the source, leaving them unable to block incoming human thought in the same way
Summary/Description: A hostile, roughly 11-foot-tall Grey-type entity described by its originating source as more advanced than the Zeta Reticuli, maintaining a base at the South Pole for climate and resource exploitation, and broadcasting mental waves intended to promote human violence — with a documented weakness in its own inability to filter incoming human thought.
Source: Willy and Andy, “Alien Insights,” Parts 5–10 (educate-yourself.org, September–November 2005)
Related Cases: Undocumented
DETAILED REPORT
Unlike most entries corrected in this archive, the Yukonadious Greys trace to a real, extensive, and correctly-named primary source: a series of letters published under the byline “Willy and Andy” on the fringe site educate-yourself.org, dated September through November 2005, forming part of a longer series called “Alien Insights” that also describes several other named ET groups (the Ferget Melangus, the Aeorians, the Xexonitilus, the Beltanicus, and the Herudians). The section on the Yukonadious describes a Grey-type entity, roughly eleven feet tall with unusually long arms, more technologically advanced than the Zeta Reticuli, bellicose enough that the Zetas reportedly avoid and camouflage from them. The source attributes this temperament to historical abuse the Yukonadious suffered under an extinct ancient civilization, and describes their skull shape as specifically evolved to block external mental waves — paired with a genuine weakness the source is emphatic about: despite being powerful telepaths capable of perceiving thoughts before the thinker is aware of them, the Yukonadious cannot filter or block the sheer volume of human thought once it is directed at them, a vulnerability the source frames as humanity’s best defense.
The source also describes a South Pole base used to process hydrogen for cooling systems, tied to a broader goal of adapting Earth’s climate to conditions more hospitable to Yukonadious physiology, and luminous, triangular craft distinct from the plainer metallic Zeta ships. Both details are genuine to the source and have been preserved here, in paraphrase rather than the near-verbatim reproduction found in an earlier draft of this page.
What the source does not supply is any precise biometric data beyond height and arm length — no weight, temperature, pulse, or blood pressure figures appear anywhere in the original letters — nor does it use the citation “Project GODAR” or “CASS-20B,” terms that do not appear in Willy and Andy’s writing and were added alongside the genuine source rather than replacing it.
RESEARCHER’S NOTES
The Yukonadious Greys — A Real, Lengthy Source, Overlaid With Invented Precision
- Genuinely Sourced Core: Height, arm length, temperament, the skull-based mental-wave defense, the South Pole hydrogen operation, the luminous triangular craft, and the central telepathic “mental overflow” weakness are all genuine to Willy and Andy’s original letters. This is one of the better-sourced entries in the archive once correctly attributed.
- Invented Biometric Layer: Weight, body temperature, pulse, and blood pressure figures do not appear anywhere in the source and were added without support.
- A Fabricated Second Citation: “Project GODAR (CASS-20B)” is not part of Willy and Andy’s work and appears to have been added to lend a technical-sounding second source alongside the real one.
- Reproduction Note: An earlier draft of this page reproduced substantial passages of Willy and Andy’s original prose nearly word for word (particularly the description of their craft). This entry paraphrases that material throughout rather than repeating it, both as a matter of giving proper credit and of not reproducing another writer’s text at length.
This is a case where the honest correction isn’t stripping away a fabrication so much as giving credit where it was owed and separating what Willy and Andy actually wrote from what got bolted on afterward. The genuine material — a hostile giant Grey with a very specific, almost sympathetic weakness — stands on its own without the invented case-file numbers.
Willy and Andy describe the central vulnerability: the Yukonadious
“can’t avoid or block human transmissions from being received.”



